Maple, oh Maple
you’re just a little puppy
almost shot by a farmer
Maple, oh Maple
named by WWOOFers eating pancakes
when the farmer grabbed his gun
Maple, oh Maple
people think that you’re a girl
just because your name is…
Maple, oh Maple
it’s two thousand and eighteen
why can’t a male dog be named…
Maple, oh Maple
he’s glad to be alive
but sad his balls are gone now
Maple, oh maple
it’s for his own good
I just wish he understood
Maple, oh Maple
spay & neuters what to do
for all the dogs and cats like you
Maple, oh Maple
running round the pig pen
looking for some scraps to eat
Maple, oh Maple
the WWOOFers left their pancakes
to save you from the farmer
Maple, oh Maple
you were ribs and puppy eyes
now you’re nearly twice the size
Maple, oh Maple
it’s been a joy to have you here
but now you’re bound for adoption
Maple, oh Maple
no more scrounging for your food
soon you’ll be part of a family
Maple, oh Maple
sweeter than Vermont Grade A
and all he want’s to do is play
Maple, oh Maple
he got on a plane that flew
to land where sugarcane once grew
Maple, oh Maple
if we didn’t have five other dogs
we’d adopt you in a heart beat
Maple, oh Maple
I’m going to miss you, little guy
I’m happy you can’t see me cry
Maple.
soitgoes1984 